Once upon a time, the government shut down and the animals suffered. There was no one to admire the pandas and no one to speak for the whales. Two little K-9s were on furlough and they became desperate as no work meant no food in their food dishes (dogs are not very good at being thrifty and saving for the future). They put their little heads together and made a decision.
They took to the streets to ply their trade and offered to work for a bare subsistence.
Skills
Mr.N: Very nimble and agile. Can jump/climb several times his height. Excellent escaping skills. Can escape pens and soft crates. Capable of logical reasoning. Can locate food or objects. Can pose as a stuffed animal or a circus dog. Knows how to walk on hind legs, jump through a hoop and stand on your back. Will destroy small rodents. Willing to teach your dog some of his tricks.
Onyxx: Can find food anywhere you hide it. Blends in with the shadows. Willing to act as a distraction by sitting in laps and demanding affection.
They are now accepting bids. Please state your best offer!
Thanks for participating in TNT. Mr. N glad you decided to work for treats. Any pup can work for food, but you cut right to the good stuff...treats...lol. Onyxx is adorable too. :)
ReplyDeleteHe is a cunning wee beastie. Besides have you seen the size of the treats big dog owners give? They could live off that.
DeleteOh you guys are already working by being so cute ^ ^
ReplyDeleteMr. N says it's hard work but someone has to do it.
DeleteSounds like trouble to me....might let someone else put in an offer instead.....
ReplyDeleteBut think of all the things Mr. N could teach Scooter!
DeleteAs Trump says, "Your Hired"!
ReplyDelete- SlimDoggy
Sweet. They will pack their bags and report for duty.
DeleteVery Cute and Fun!
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to hire these two for odd jobs and general goodwill ambassadors...They'd be perfect
ReplyDeleteThey would like to know what form of payment you will be using (Mr. N likes meaty treats) and they would like playtime with Gizmo built into their contract.
DeleteAhahaha! So cute!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I'd hire them in a minute, but we are fully staffed right now. I will keep their applications on file however! :)
ReplyDeleteJan, Wag 'n Woof Pets
Hahaha will work for treats. Me too (sometimes !)
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up with us on This N That Thursday Halloween Edition. Stay tune, we will have another Thanksgiving one coming out with giveaway bonuses!